shouldnt:

when your parents ask where all the cookies in the house went

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edgemaverick:


lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

good thing you posted this now i’ll know for next time when i call a lego taxi to pick me up

edgemaverick:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

good thing you posted this now i’ll know for next time when i call a lego taxi to pick me up

cramp:

this dog is so happy, i bet it has it’s life together

cramp:

this dog is so happy, i bet it has it’s life together

tagged: +shows 

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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meladoodle:

where can i buy some thigh high crocs

surprisebitch:

danny’s dick game was so strong

teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
schazam:


i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.



Track: Temporary View (feat. Sampha)
Artist: SBTRKT

drakefanclub:

Temporary View (feat. Sampha) - SBTRKT

tagged: +YYAAAYYYY  +music 


Track: New Dorp, New York (feat. Ezra Koenig)
Artist: SBTRKT
Album: Wonder Where We Land

thedailytwerk:

New Dorp, New York (feat. Ezra Koenig) - SBTRKT

tagged: +music  +bbys 
odair:


IF I COULD REBLOG THIS 10 MILLION TIMES I WOULD GOD LOOK A T THIS PICTURE THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

odair:

IF I COULD REBLOG THIS 10 MILLION TIMES I WOULD GOD LOOK A T THIS PICTURE THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

lordoftheswag:

you liked my girls selfie a little too fast….

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zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass